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2.
The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 18, 2005

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smeg cock cheese dairylea dunkers foreskin fromage smegma
 
1.
the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.
"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"
by Bobman UK October 25, 2006