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swolen end of penis most commonly in the shape of a "fireman's helmet" and in my case the size as well.
get u're bell out of my damn ear!!
by Crocky April 23, 2004
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My neighbour is one. And so is her entire family. They are known as a flock of Bell-ends.
"Oi, you're all Bell-ends". This is an example of me saying hello to the family next door.
by sebastian johansonson January 15, 2006
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The head of the penis, also used as a insult.
"mark why does your bellend smell?"
"you are a gay bellend"
by john john john June 22, 2006
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unit of measurement.
the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
by giraffeheart March 12, 2012
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A fame-hungry, bigoted, economically illiterate idiot, especially one whose hair or face is shaped like a sexual organ. In particular, Donald Trump.
Did you see that bell-end on the TV debate last night? He makes Sarah Palin look like a sensible candidate. Well, not really.
by garozzo April 21, 2011
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"Dude, you have a bell end? I've never seen one before!"
by lame.com November 19, 2008
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(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.

"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
by fasc February 01, 2007
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