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Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.
God, you are all a bunch of bellends!
by EvanC_ July 14, 2008
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1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
by Cristiano Ronaldo July 07, 2006
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The West Stand of the City of Manchester Stadium - named after former Manchester City player Colin Bell
by Mike F November 13, 2003
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don't be such a bell end
by quenam March 19, 2003
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The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.
by Spanky March 01, 2005
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stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank
by dirtymaca September 10, 2010
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1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.
by whitetrash jim August 18, 2008
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