1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf October 12, 2004
1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin
In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"
#cockend #helmet #nobend #penis #bell
by Cristiano Ronaldo July 07, 2006
liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead
stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank
#dickhead #idiot #titwank #stupid #wanker
by dirtymaca September 10, 2010
1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.
That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.
#bellend #dick #dickhead #prick #idiot
by whitetrash jim August 18, 2008
The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.
Stop looking at me, you bellend.
by Spanky March 01, 2005
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
by MaxisStrife December 24, 2015
the head of a man's penis.
don't be such a bell end
by quenam March 19, 2003
unit of measurement.
the table is 33 bellends in length.

katharine's face is 10 bellends wide.
#bellend #giraffe #measurement #width #height
by giraffeheart March 12, 2012
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