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unit of measurement. the table is 33 bellends in length.
katharine's face is 10 bellends wide. |
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British slang for the glans penis, or penis head. Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
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The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
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1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot. When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
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1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent 3. the end of a bell 1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend! 3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend! |
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An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.
One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion. A twat. Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well. Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.
Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep! |
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A device built in to a geezers spunk trunk to stop his hand flying off the end whilst getting "pointey toed". johnathon beeching has a bellend so tiny his hand always flies off explaining his black eye the other day.
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The head of a penis I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending
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