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39.
Tosser (northern irish slang). A complete wanker who is more to be pitied than hated.
What's that bell end doing now??
by Boc2 November 09, 2007
 
1.
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
by Robert Goatse March 03, 2003
 
2.
The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
by Paul B January 09, 2004
 
3.
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf October 12, 2004
 
4.
The head of the male penis. The glans.
Do you wanna see my bell end?
by Frank November 23, 2002
 
5.
The end of a man's beast.
Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
 
6.
the end of ones cock
Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!
by el tit face July 29, 2003
 
7.
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
by Neo December 26, 2003