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British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
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Do you wanna see my bell end?
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1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf October 12, 2004
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The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
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1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006
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Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!
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Sadaam is a bell-end. Sort him out.
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