1.The glans of the penis. So called because of it's similarity in shape to that of a bell. See also helmet.

2.A foolish person. A plank.

I'd just had one off the wrist but I couldn't find the Kleenex so I had to wipe my bell-end on the curtains.
by Thee Red Monkey June 01, 2006
Top Definition
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.
Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
by Robert Goatse March 03, 2003
The end part of a penis designed so that your hand doesnt slide off when your having a wank
get ma bellend in your mouth bitch
by Paul B January 09, 2004
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
by esadbaf October 12, 2004
the end of ones cock
Mr. Oller you are a right bell end.........and also get a hair cut!
by el tit face July 29, 2003
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell
1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
by Neo December 26, 2003
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