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3.
Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).
chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init
by SEAy June 05, 2007
 
1.
Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin
When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting
by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003
 
2.
Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.
Bell cheese is best served with sausage.
by 13th Oyster November 23, 2005
 
4.
The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
My Bellcheese is like rubber
by El Thommo August 02, 2003
 
5.
The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen
I can feel my bellcheese building up
by John December 01, 2003
 
7.
A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.
Steely, you are a bellcheese!
by Martin Thomas July 09, 2003