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Dirty, stinking piss, dirt and semen that collects around your bell end. Smells like out of date cheese. Commonly found on scummy chav twats and pikeys(probably).
chav 1: woah man wats dat smell, init?
chav 2: chill blud dats my bell cheese init
chav 1: woah man i got da munchies, give me saves
chav 3: give me last tokes man init
by SEAy June 05, 2007
38 27
Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin
When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting
by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003
60 19
Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.
Bell cheese is best served with sausage.
by 13th Oyster November 23, 2005
36 19
The build up of a yellow fungus around the head of a todger. It is secreted by glands beneath the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
My Bellcheese is like rubber
by El Thommo August 02, 2003
13 4
The build up of seamen and urine that once old, crustifies and glues to the penis head underneath the foreskin. When the foreskin is pulled back a yellow mould can be seen
I can feel my bellcheese building up
by John December 01, 2003
11 8
Alison Dyer.
by Anonymous October 01, 2003
11 8
A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.
Steely, you are a bellcheese!
by Martin Thomas July 09, 2003
4 1