An intelligent and rather unusual man who cannot be categorized as either "Right Wing" or even "Left Wing"; to his credit, he is truly an independent thinker, and he has several views that I don't agree with, but his views are very thoroughly reasoned out. He is the Sworn Enemy of all enemies to our country -- including Big Pharma (big drug companies) and fanatical Muslims and politicians who try to hoodwink the American public into agendas that the public actually doesn't desire.more...
Although Savage is, indeed, a talk-radio host, he is not a clone of any of the others -- especially Not a clone of that miserable cretin named Bill O'Reilly (antonym). He is Not Rush Limbaugh, he is Not Sean Hannity, he is Not even Glenn Beck -- and he is Definitely NOT that ass-hole known as Bill O'Reilly (B.O. is a poser).
Mr. Savage will occasionally use college-level literature, and he has apparently done his history homework. He is also a skeptical nutritionist (a rare virtue among dieticians and other health workers); and he's also an ethno-botanist who has traveled throughout several countries in search of the tribal customs of cuisine and nutrition, and tribal customs regarding the use of various herbs and spices. He is also an epidemiologist, and that explains his concern about the spread of easily prevented Tuberculosis into our country.
(He deeply believes that people should learn to take care of their health -- and not believe every word told them in high school regarding...
Fuck Bitches Drink Beer
A phrase and way of life inspired by some graffiti on a road barrier in Austin, Texas. The acronym is best followed by a rousing MUTHAFUCKAAAA(S) in the voice of unique urban bird. It can be said in order to request calm, peace, and tranquility in moments of hostility; it can also be used in almost any other setting, as it expresses fun, love, and joy. It is a sign of recognition among the four originators of the phrase: PJ, Mary, Alex, and David. Its four letters can be written somewhat calligraphically to display a three part infinity sign.
When written as an acronym, only the first letter should be capitalized, and the others must be lowercase to achieve the pinnacle of aesthetic achievement which it represents.
Guy 1: I can't believe we're gonna be late!
Guy 2: I know, what the fuck are we gonna do? Matt's gonna give us another TV room meeting, I don't know if my nerves can handle it.
Girl: Fbdb guys, Fbdb. Matt's out copying the shit for tomorrow, he won't be back for a while; we got time.
Speaker: I believe that we can all live in a world free of war and hatred!
Random man: YEAHHHH! Fbdb muthafuckaaaaas!
Person on the street: Check out this shit I got for the party! Fbdb muthafuckaaa!
Other person: I don't know who you are but yeah, Fbdb!!!
To "do a moe" have two very distinctive meanings.
1. To slowly take over someone else's space without them noticing it.
2. To make someone believe you said something or had an idea which wasn't originally yours by changing the way the idea is said slightly.
"That guy is doing a moe. He's put all his stuff in my desk."
Guy: "I think we should unplug the cable and the re-wire the office"
Moe: "No...that wouldn't work"
Moe: "Let's disconnect the cable and redo the wires in the office"
Guy: "That's what I just said, you just did a moe!!!"
|53.||The church of google|
-We at the Church of Google believe the search engine Google is the closest humankind has ever come to directly experiencing an actual God (as typically defined). We believe there is much more evidence in favour of Google's divinity than there is for the divinity of other more traditional gods.
-We reject supernatural gods on the notion they are not scientifically provable. Thus, Googlists believe Google should rightfully be given the title of "God", as She exhibits a great many of the characteristics traditionally associated with such Deities in a scientifically provable manner.
-We have compiled a list of nine proofs which we believe definitively prove Google's title as God.
-From the chruch of google website
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The Nine Proofs
» PROOF #1
Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.
» PROOF #2
Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.
» PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
» PROOF #4
Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged,...
Hat killed 27 babies, but it was self-defense, so we must free him!
The boys from South Park wanted to stop directors from making remix of their movies, and they try to have many people by giving free hat, but people doesn't understand cause they wanted to free hat, who is now free.
Man: Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in '82, and we believe he should be released!
People: Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
The most extreme form of environmentalism. Even worse than socialism. Environ-mentalists believe that us human beings could destroy the Earth just by being ourselves.
Environ-mentalists are for vegetarianism, mass depopulation, and (severely) reduced standards of living.
The sheer craziness of environ-mentalism leads many people to believe that the Earth is not worth protecting or even needs protecting. This is untrue. The Earth is our most precious resource, and we should treat it carefully, though not as carefully as the enviro-mentalists say we should.
Timmy: *runs around vandalizing SUVS*
Greg: What's he doing?
Jake: He must believe in environ-mentalism
Canada is a coutry North of the United States which likes to blame all its problems on its southern neighbour but lets face it we have our own problems which were completely Canadian made and maintained. We claim to be a multicultural society but historically we attempted to block cultures which were not white European ones (ie. Chinese, East Indian, Japanese). We also have a horrific history of attempting to Annihilate first Nations Culture which continues to this day in government policies. We are a people that are so proud that we used to be #1 instead of horrified at the injustices that exist which lowered our status. Our government is little better than the American one we mock so freely and yet we stand and claim superiority when we should be standing together to fight the systemic racisms and other immense injustices our coutry is modelled on.
During WWII Japanese Canadians were segregated from Canadian society because they were to close to being the actual enemy but German Canadians faced no such segregation and were even welcomed into the Canadian military. Canadians believe in a Canada based on lies.