Country located between France and Germany. The capital is Brussels, it's best region is called Wallonia.
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...
1. "This guy is an arrongant asshole!" "Yeah he is Flamish" "oh okay it's normal then"
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".
by Spzxt April 08, 2011
Top Definition
Home of the waffle, historic castles, and beer that is often voted best on Earth.
Belgium has a better war record than France
by King Andrew July 11, 2003
A small country in Europe located between France, Germany and Netherlands. World famous for Belgian chocolate, waffles, great beer, DJs and ridiculously hot chicks.
Yo homes, let's go euro hopping. First stop? BELGIUM, mo'focka!!
by doss_bruan January 13, 2006
Land of the "french" fries
"MMmm that yummy belgian fries"
by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003
According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.
Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!
by Geekzapoppin March 30, 2005
Belgium is a great country with nice people. In case you didn't know how many Nobel Peace Winners were Belgian. I case you didn't know that some of the best food was from Belgium. And in case you didn't know how many famous people were from Belgium. I would give examples but I'm not. Now leave me in peace for my bowl of Fries.
Belgium beats all the Countries.
by MasterK. October 14, 2007
land of waffles and the best dudes ever= the Smurfs, or 'Les Schtroumpfs' as they are referred to in the old country.
Peyo is from Belgium.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 15, 2004
european nation above france that makes better french fries and has random fry stands on the sides of the country roads. gave germany a shitload of trouble in ww1 especially for how small it was and also makes nutella
american; yo i love french fries
belgiuman; yea but they gotta be called belgian fries cause ours kick ass
by hibachi April 10, 2007
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