Bejeezus Share definition Flag A term that denotes having the shit scared out of you. All of it. All the shit. Having a bear in my bed scared the bejeezus out of me! NOOOOOPE. Just Chuck Testa ;) Bejeezus by Chuck Testa 69 October 23, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Bejeezus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch