Being late on account of sexual intercourse
Jon was showed up sexualy late after hanging out with Caitlyn
When being late just doesn't cut it. Sawyer late is when your mate says he'll be ready by a certain time, and is clearly lying to you.
Sawyer late can be upwards of 2 hours after the advertised time, blowing the casually late idea right out the window.
I'd like to thank my mate Sawyer for all his lateness.
Me: Now then Sawyer, you fancy going to the pub tonight mate?
Sawyer: Now mate, yeah why not. What time are we setting off?
Me: We're meeting everyone down there at 7.30 mate
Sawyer: Ok bud, I'll call for you then and we'll walk down.
2 hours laters...
Me - Txt message: OMG Sawyer where the fuck are you?
Sawyer: Sorry mate, i needed a shit.
Now thats Sawyer late!
|3.||pulling a doris|
arriving late and leaving early from work at the same day - the activity which causes being late and leaving early can not be work/productivity related.
I am pulling a doris today (coming in late, because picking up my dry cleaning and leave early to go my gym class.)
An extremely unbeliaveable excuse for being late or warding off a duty
I won't buy he was late because he lost his carkeys,he's giving us such a deaf elephant
|5.||Late Night Lameo|
Someone who stays up late every night, and watches pointless infomercials and enjoys it so much that they must share their pointless viewings with another Late Night Lameo.
A Late Night Lameo is very proud, and thinks that being lame is actually awesome.
Late Night Lameo 11:50am "omg! the magic bulletis on!"
Late Night Lameo 21:52am "no way! im watching the miracle juicer!"
Late Night Lameo 11:54am "bahahahaha, i want juice"
Late Night Lameo 21:56am "i know right! and a kfc chicken bowl."
Late Night Lameo 12:00am "mmmmm,, kfc chicken bowl...."
|6.||i am late|
being late for a period and possibly being pregnant.
When she stated, "I am late" his face fell and she burst into tears
A word coined in the Polly Platt book "French or Foe" to describe the attitude towards being on time that is prevelant in Mediterranean cultures and countries as opposed to northern European countries and cultures. In north European countries it is generally felt that being 15 minutes late for a meeting is somewhat rude, and half-an hour is late enough for the people to become quite annoyed. In France the criterea for being late is much more relaxed. Meetings NEVER start less than 15 minutes after the scheduled time, and showing up on the scheduled time for a social gathering at someone's house is just rude.
Pierre: I have arrived!
Herman: Late as usually. But he is French and therefore quarkochronic, so he can't help it.