|1.||Japanese Puzzle Box|
An Asian woman's vagina. Not specific to only Japanese women (only because most people can't tell the difference). This term was started by me and is used in a close circle of Milwaukee friends. Surely someday it will be more widespread. Moreover, the reason for this slang is that usually Asian-American women, especially Asian born women are very sexually uptight (but not pertaining to being a virgin) and never let men get any of that tight poontang. If you think about it, most Japanese Puzzle Boxes usually take at least 10 steps to open it. Some puzzle boxes take up to 72 steps just to get it open and you need instructions. Hence, it is very difficult.
Man this sucks, I have been out on 54 dates with my girlfriend and she still won't let me get in that Japanese Puzzle Box.
|2.||Japanese bonus track|
If you visit band or lyrics websites, you may often see extra tracks in discographies described as being 'Japanese bonus tracks'. This is in part due to CD prices in Japan. To stop shops from buying cheap from abroad, the Japanese version may include an extra song.
Lost Prophets, OutKast, Sonata Arctica, Pain of Salvation, Less Than Jake to name some of the artists with Japanese bonus tracks that come up first in a Google search.
words to describe sounds, often simple phonetic combinations of letters.
in japan, it's much more a serious thing, where hundreds of thousands of words are created for some of the most seemingly useless sounds ever, but then, it becomes fun, and even practical at points.
even actions recieve sounds, and states of being, suchas being complete exhausted (hetoheto), or expressing physically surprise (hatto), even when said actions make no sound.
examples of Japanese Onomatopoeias:
"Fufufu"- often used to indicate the chuckling of a sinister person
"Gao"- used as a growl, many times the sound a dinosaur will make.
"don"- used to express the sound of an explosion
"ban"- the sound of something bursting
"ki"- a screeching sound
"u"- a groaning sound
"do"- often used to portray the sound of a heavy object moving
"dan"- another word to describe an explosive sound, however this word can also be used as the sound of a gunshot.
"zeze"- a wheezing sound
"jiji"- a sizzling sound
"bechabecha"- uncontrolled noisy talking
"hinyari"- to feel cold, however in a way that is not unpleasent.
"beron"- to stick one's tongue out
"kaka"- the sound of a bird's cry.
"odoodo"- to be uneasy, either from worry or from fear.
"nono"- the sound indicating that someone is stretched out comfortably and is taking a rest.
"gohongohon"- the resounding repetitive sound of a wet cough with great reverberation.
just some of the thousands out there.
|4.||Japanese Sniper Trip|
The " Japanese Sniper Trip " is a state of being that arises amongst those who smoke weed that is just a little too strong for them. The eyes narrow to very small slits and the person seems incapable of speech. Infact they look a lot like the archetypal second-world-war, Japanese sniper.
Joe pass the blunt man, yo glue fingers, hey!
Oh what the heck - Hey man by the look of it you are on one helluva Japanese Sniper Trip - are you able to see me at all through those slitty eyes?
The Japanese are a race which lives in Japan, Asia. They absolutely love hunting and slaughtering whales regardless of the rules and general human morals and values. They have no emotion and are basically robots with brock vision due to their eyes which are horizontal lines. Japanese children sometimes play pin the knife in the whale (Pin the tail on the donkey) at parties while using a shoelace as a blind fold.
The Japanese are all capable of being hackers because they live in Asia and all Asians are hackers.
They all have black hair so if you see one with blonde hair, call him a monkey magic try hard and punch him in the face with a brick.
Food: Rice, Rice, Rice, Rice
Activity: Slaughtering Whales
Capable Emotions: Robot, Anger
Favourite Colour: N/A
Favourite Magazine: N/A
Favourite Online Game: Everything at once
Favourite Drink: Whale Juice
Steve: Hey Pete, did you see the news? they found a hacked computer sitting on top of a bowl of rice lying on the beach next to a dead whale.
Pete: Oh man do they know who did it?
Steve: They arn't sure, they're assuming it was the Japanese though
|6.||Japanese Rain Goggles|
"Japanese Rain Goggles"
The Sexual Act of a Man or Woman sitting on the face of another Man or Woman so the Butt Cheeks of the person on top overlap the eyes of the person laying down. This places the anus directly in the center of the nose and the Vagina or Testicles/Penis of the person on top over the other persons mouth.
In Japanese cultures, the person on top would defecate diarrhea onto the persons face which would slide down the left and right side of the persons face on bottom and seep into the eyes, giving the person on bottom Pink Eye to simulate a vagina in the face.
In English cultures, the person on bottom would simply use the position to lick the Testicles/Penis or Vagina of the person on top until climax. The act is also simply called "Rain Goggles" with the exclusion of the "Japanese" part.
In Korean cultures, the act is performed similar to the Japanese culture with the only variation being the inclusion of the Vagina/Penis/Testicle copulation until climax, at which point the Semen or Vagina Cum would drip into the mouth of the person on bottom. Similarly, it is referred to simply as "Rain Goggles."
In Japanese culture - "I received Japanese Rain Goggles from the hooker on 5th street, now my eyes hurt like hell and I think they're infected worse."
In English culture - "My girlfriend and I switched Rain Goggles for the first time last night. She loved it, I wasn't too thrilled about it though."
In Korean culture - "I swallowed his cum when he gave me Rain Goggles. I hate the taste of it, though!"
The true opitime of shit. you have to tune these 4-cylinder pieces of fuel efficieny shit to the max just to make them worthy of a "car"
What happened to the old American Muscle? sure they had shitty gas mileage, but the power, the torque, the good looks, and the sheer originality shows the pinnacle of engine technology. back then 425 bhp was sport to the creators.. now we only see less than 250 unless its the sports car like the '05 mustang or the corvette.
It is a shame that cars this crappy ae actually being manufactured.. sweat-shop workers in panama could make these ugly, powerless pieces of junk blindfolded and if they were mentally retarded.
It pains us american muscle fans every day that we have to look at these new cars and say "what happened to cars nowadays?"
I hope all you people that stand by Lo-mein rockets that you will see the true light and obey your roots.. given if you were alive back then and you were not of american nationality.
Drive those pieces today, but know this.. Cars like American Muscle will never be made again, and we need more man-hours to keep them in existence. It will be more than worth it to see these babies 50-100 years from now.
rice-rockets are no better than to kiss American Muscle's tires.
Japanese cars are wannabees