|1.||getting sea on the sea|
the act of fornication (getting some) on the ocean, preferably on a Carnival cruise line. Usually with a random whore, (slut)(tourist)(cruiser)(tramp)(15 year old hoe)
Yea i heard Josh was getting sea on the sea yesterday, his gilfriends gonna be pissed.
Panic at the disco's attempt to possibly recreate the beatles' sound. Most evident in the song Behind the sea.
Differs from their previous album, A fever you can't sweat out, by ryan's added vocals, and removal of the somewhat techno aspect.
A real change to there old stuff, more slow and soft as opposed to old fast and loud.
Also signifies the start of the era in which the band removed the exclamation mark in their name. Why? beats me, seemed kinda pointless.
No doubt people will probably be disappointed with the change, they lost what they were.
guy 1) Wtf are you listening to? Is this the Beatles?
guy 2) No dude this is Panic at the Disco. Havent you heard their new album pretty odd?
guy 1) NO! *changes song to Lying is the.....* THIS is real panic!.
|3.||Chicken of the Sea|
Cowardly Captain Francesco Schettino, responsible for the 2012 Costa Concordia maritime disaster.
Disregarded years of maritime tradition when he "tripped" and fell into a lifeboat, leaving hundreds of passengers and crew behind to die.
"Captain Schettino is a selfish coward. You might even call him a chicken of the sea."
PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.
"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer
Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she's already showing tits) she chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being troll bait. Then alot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains alot, really)more...
Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.
Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.
New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the
rcon password for life and some CP.
Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.
After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuf...
When one Dugi shoves a Dugong (Manatee), AKA Cow of the Sea, up a woman's ass and then proceeds to vaginally rape the Dugong.
As the girl was leaving Sea World, Dugi came up behind her and threw her into the Manatee tank, proceeding to give her a Delicious Dugong.
A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"