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Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
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"The Meaning Of Life Is Benis"
Benis by DogeKing April 24, 2017

this is where the fun begins 

when ur powersliding onto a 1-way street that has a 15-mph school speed limit, ur going 100 mph, and the preschoolers are crossing the street
Obi-wan: "Wait, Anakin....dont go there................................. NNOOONNOONONONNO *sigh*
Anakin: "This is where the fun begins."

Zat of Benis 

Some thing not to write on a white board in religion or you will get a zat of referall!!!
Zat of Benis by Mr.zatofbenis October 26, 2011

truth begins in lies 

First quoted by Dr.House. Meaning that only by looking through people's lies can you discover the truth.
Friend 1: "She lied to me dude."

Friend 2: "Well look at it this way, truth begins in lies. Think about it."
truth begins in lies by username117 September 13, 2013

The Night Begins to Shine 

A magical song created by B.E.R., a joint band. Featured in TV show "Teen Titans Go". It really brings back the 80s.
Dude, did you listen to The Night Begins to Shine?

Seriously, The Night Begins to Shine is such a good song.