| 1. | virginsanity | ||
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The condition of unstable mental health that occurs over time to overly religious women. Often, as their children grow up, these women begin refusing to have sex with their partners and then subliminate that desire into religious fervor. Many hope to restore their virgin state this way. It was often their virginity, coupled with a heavy religious background, that attracted their husbands to them in the first place. His wife suffers from virginsanity. She won't have sex with him any more because it's not holy and she wants to become a born-again virgin.
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| 2. | Deja Boo | ||
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A person who keeps breaking up with, and then going back to, their boo... Why did I see you with Craig, I thought you broke up?
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| 3. | Brannigan | ||
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A modern day lady affliction whereby post bikini wax, one finds more hairs growing in than are growing out. Can be used as both a verb and a noun (to brannigan is to permform a wax with such recklessness that it causes branniganation of the victim). Brannigans can be identified by the delicate way in which they walk and a gentle odour of tea tree oil which wafts in their presence.
Origin: There was a young lady named Michelle Brannigan She had whiskers on her fannigan They fell out and then grew in again Poor old Michelle Brannigan Begin again. Leila was in considerable discomfort. She had wanted to be smooth and hair-free on the beach that summer but instead, due to her beauty therapist's incompetence, she would be nothing but a Brannigan.
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| 4. | regulate | ||
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To lay down the law. Begin controlling shit. Often By physical force/restraint. "If he pulls that shit again, I'm gunna have to REGULATE that muh-fucka."
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| 5. | explosive diarrhea | ||
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Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...
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| 6. | The Beatles | ||
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OK, The Beatles kick some serious ass. I'm gonna use a quote from the ultra Styrocen here:
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"The most over-rated band on Earth. Seen as kinda cute by chicks in the 60's b/c they wore matching clothes. But the media blew it all out of proportion. Now, the new generation is raised, blindly beleiving that the Beatles changed history, because it was beaten into them." Hahahahaha, this comming from the kid who likes Linkin Park. Oh look at me, I'm the guitarist from Linkin Park, I can play two chords and call it a song! And I don't know how to solo, thus I should just ram this guitar up my ass to make the world a better place. And yeah yo, we need two singers, wait we need a singer and an "emcee" yo. See, that craptastic emcee in Linkin Park is a waste of space. I could go on, but this is a definition of the Beatles. The Beatles kick ass. It's funny to think how we listen to Yellow Submarine in kindergarten, when in reality all four of the Beatles we're high as shit when they wrote it. But that's ok, because unlike now, drugs wern't used to be cool, but to expand your mind (aka Jerry Garcia.) The best Beatles album is Abbey Road, with the White Album a close second. And I'm sure if you faggy "nu metal" kids would think the Beatles were more hardcore if you saw the original cover of the White Album. Anyways, no band of today can stand up to the Beatles. Not your carppy emo bands who sing on their acoustic guitars about who their girlfriends left them, or those shit eating "ra... |
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| 7. | KRS-One | ||
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Boogie Down Productions
Will always get paid We'll take the wackest songs and make them better Remember to let us into your skin cause then you'll begin to master rhyming rhyming rhiming! Criminal minded, you've been blinded
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Lookin for a style like mine you can't find it They are the audience, I am the lyricist Sometimes the suckas on the side gotta hear this Page, a rage, and I'm not in a cage Free as a bird to fly up out on stage Ain't here for no frontin just to say a little somethin Ya suckaz don't like me cause you're all about nothin However, I'm really fascinating to the letter My all-around performance gets better and better My English grammar comes down like a hammer You need a style, I need to pull your file I don't beg favors, you're kissing other people's --- I write and produce myself just as fast Keep my hair like this, got no time for Jheri curls Attractin only women, got no time for little girls KRS sings again Cause girls look so good but their brain is not ready, I don't know I'd rather talk to a woman cause her mind is so steady, so here we go I'm not a musical maniac or b-boy fanatic I simply made use of what was upstairs in the attic I've listened to these MC's back when I was a kid But I bust more shots than they ever did I mean this is not the best of KRS, it's just a section But how many times must I point you in the right direction You need pr... |
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