| 1. | Schnoggles | ||
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A term meaning a meal eaten after dinner and before breakfast - usually around 2 or 3 am when an individual is intoxicated or has been up all night and is delusional at the time of eating. One can eat more than one schnoggles in a night, however, it is not recommended due to the fact that you are probably drunk eating schnoggles and could possible throw it up. Schnoggles was coined by Brad R., a University of Maryland student. "Hey man, before we go the bars, lets get some chipotle and put it in the fridge so we'll have some schnoggles when we get back."
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| 2. | gnort | ||
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A meal eaten before breakfast containing mostly sugar based food. Dude "im tired im gonna get some gnort before breakfast."
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| 3. | Balanced Breakfast | ||
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When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST! i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
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| 4. | breakfast sex | ||
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Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast. Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?
First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast. |
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| 5. | breakfast sex | ||
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Sex early in the morning. Particularly good for revenge sex, break-up sex, and "i was too drunk last night to know you're ugly but oh well let's go again" -sex.
Breakfast sex may or may not be accompanied with actual food. She was so hot, I couldn't help but have breakfast sex before I left for class.
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| 6. | g'nort | ||
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The very first meal of the day, coming before breakfast and consisting only of sweets and other sugar-based goods. well, for g'nort you can have anything from brownies to a shitload of candy...but be careful not to have too much or you will have a g'nort hangover...so g'nort responsibly!!
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| 7. | breakfast of champions | ||
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When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy. breakfast of champions, it will change your life.
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