befo 

alternate pronunciation for before
similar to "fo" (for)

person1: mane get de fuck outta hea befo i beatcho ass
person2: ill beatcho ass right now square the fuck nigga!

befo by bloowh December 5, 2022

Befo Shmefo 

It is more then the word on god and less it’s more then life it’s whatever you want it to mean.

On Befo Shmefo I didn’t take your lunch money

People who use Befo Shmefo correctly have huge shlongs

Befo Shmefo by p and q May 15, 2022

bros befo hoes

the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first

Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes

or

Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!

bros befo hoes by Smitty February 24, 2003

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self 

The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.

LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!

Touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self by KKK Here to Stay! May 31, 2011

Make them eat befo they go schleep

When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe

Bro you better “make them eat befo they go schleep”

Make them eat befo they go schleep by neocortex February 22, 2022

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.

Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo

(flatlines)

Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.

You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021