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3. beet
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What's goin' on you lil' ol' beet?
1. beet
n1: a man's package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to fuck around or slack off
n1: The boy was playing with his beet.
n2: My brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: John spent the whole day beeting off.
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2. beet
Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.
Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you?

Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet)

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Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing?

Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11.

Jim- (places bobblehead on desk)

Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office)

(theme song plays)
4. Beet
The combination of two words, Boot and Feet, to make a new word, Beet. A boot for the feet.
"I would like a pair of beets for Christmas."
5. beet
something that is gross, or discusting.
That pile of crap is beet.
The gas station bathroom is beet.
6. Beet
To go red/blush.
Beet -> Beetroot -> Red
OOoohh,,Look at Avril!!! She's beet!!!
7. Beet
usually describes a girl who's pussy has been fcuked a lot and is not tight anymore, or the girl her self is beet.
"yo that chick is beet." or "her face is beet" or "shes so beet!"
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