| 1. | bees wasp | ||
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A structural combination of both bees and wasps. Bread for their skills in stinging. Often, the nest itself is referred to as a bees wasp. Also another word commonly used in the ghetto to refer to weed.
- Zongcheng He Watch out for that bees wasp!
Look at that bees wasp! Let me get a hit of that bees wasp, yo. |
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| 2. | The cow's tits | ||
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When something is very good or above average. The equivalent to the bees knees, cats pyjamas and dogs bollocks "Did you watch The Simpsons last night?"
"Yeah! I love The Simpsons! It's the cow's tits!" |
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| 3. | Bee-hiving | ||
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The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts. 1. Buy a jar of honey. 2. Find a bees nest. 3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars. The Process... Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive. Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!" Person 1: "Bees?!" Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!" Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!" |
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| 4. | Dicktits | ||
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1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples. 2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment. 1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"
Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking* 2. *Walks into a swarm of bees* Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!" |
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| 5. | nipples on the tits | ||
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when something is epic or awesome, etc founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada man that party was the nipples on the tits!
friend 1: how was your weekend? freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits |
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| 6. | the cats tits | ||
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When something is of awesome quality. Similar to the bees knees. "Did you see that show last night? It was the cats tits."
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| 7. | booblevision | ||
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A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.
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One group of women find this very irritating and assign all sorts of presumed motives to the man in question (especially if they're lesbians): "he's objectifying me", "I have a brain", "he doesn't take me seriously", "what a jerk", "stop gawking", etc. In protest, these women often remark "stop talking to my tits" or wear tight t-shirts (with an upward pointing arrow) that says "Hey! I'm up here." Whether the presumptions about these men are actually true depends on the man in question. A second group of women understand that having a natural C cup, or larger, bust line (without being fat), is a blessing. (34 D is ideal of course). To these women, if the man with booblevision is a nice, decent, responsible guy, with a sense of humor (and could be introduced to their parents) then they are flattered to some degree. They know that this guy has an appreciation for their beauty in the same way that he appreciates: a Key West sunset, a polished red Ferrari, an otter playing in the wild, a perfectly thrown football, or even the Blue Angels executing an aerial fleur de lis. A third group is not the least bit offended, because they are getting what they want. They use boobnosis |
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