beermat

The phrase beermat is the highest honor one might bestow on a person. It means they are smooth, bright, reliable, sturdy, and nice to have around. Who doesn't like to have a nice cold beer now and then? And EVERYONE loves mats! They are there to provide you with a nice place to stand when you enter someone's house. They are helpful and dependable. Take the best qualities of each word and you have BeerMat!