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Beanmaster Flip 

Smoking a joint with a cup of steamy hot coffee.
I'm having a Beanmaster Flip right now; coffee and weed.

Beanmaster

1. The Supreme Master of Beans.

2. (In science fiction) A member of the fifth caste of the Beanoid species, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beanmasters form a ruling elite over the other castes that make up the bulk of the Beanoid population and their directions shape and steer the course the Beanoid Empire takes in its dealings with other sentient species.
All hail Beanmaster Charles- Supreme Master of The Beans!

"… And so it came to pass in the 5,988th year of the Galactic Era that the Beanmasters united the quarreling factions of the Beanoids, and set them on the path to forging what would in time become the formidable Beanoid Empire: the Federation's direst foe."
~Extract from The Official History of the Bean Wars: Volume I
Beanmaster by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

Beerster 

(1) A modern take on a traditional holiday celebration where instead of children hunting for hidden Easter eggs, adults hunt for hidden beers.

There are several versions of this growing tradition, which is known to be practiced in Nashville, TN, Chicago, IL and Buffalo, NY. (Apr 2013)
Don't forget to bring a 6-pack to contribute to Beerster. The beer-bottle hunt is tonight.
Beerster by Scipio82 April 1, 2013

Beertastrophe 

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.
Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.
Beertastrophe by helamonster April 28, 2011

Beatmaster 

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.
1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'
Beatmaster by The Lion King January 29, 2005

Beerster 

A fourteen year old boy who believes he will never get married and instead drinks beer all his life. He plans on having around fourty pitbulls that eat Spinster women's cats. He also most likely has a beer belly which is not too pleasant.
Ronnie: Hey man, get up off of your plaid couch and lets go clubin!!

Ross: Naah, id rather just sit here and drink beer. Its better for me to embrace my beerster-ness fate now instead of later.
Beerster by spinster jess March 30, 2008