bestlight
Get the bestlight mug.
beer light savings time
A term used to justify drinking before noon (since it is widely noted if you drink before noon you are an alcoholic). Beer light savings time equals whatever amount of hours needed to make your morning drinking equal noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
ie: drinking at 8 am adding 4hrs of beer light savings time making it noon and therefore compliant with social standards of no drinking before noon.
Richard: You are an alcoholic, it is only 10:45 in the morning.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
Jim: I am well aware of the time dick, however we are now in beer light savings time.
beer light savings time by paul walters (717) March 25, 2010
Related Words
beenlightened
When we were still kids, before we got all the 'adult filters' ingrained on us, we used to be enlightened...and we just fell asleep and forgot as we got older...
We once were enlightened
We once were enlightened
It was so much easier beenlightened when I was younger and didn't have to worry about politics or the news.
beenlightened by The Sporadicals April 23, 2009
beerrigation
Refers to da voluminous "watering" dat occurs when several big dudes drink copious quantities of Buds and Coors and then majorly "drain their radiators" on da ground afterwards.
In da famous song "Second Week Of Deer Camp" by "Da Yoopers", they speak of da guys having created "a ring of yellow snow" all around da hunting camp due to their frequent intervals of beerrigation throughout their days of indolent debauchery --- "We drink, play cards, and shoot da bull, but never shoot no deer".
beerrigation by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Beerlington
"Yo dude, We should head up to Beerlington tonight and get shitty and fuck college chicks all night"
Beerlington by nanananana3 March 14, 2009