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Beergatory 

The point during a night of drinking alcohol when one is caught between drunkeness and sleepyness. One must make the decision to rally and continue drinking or wave the white flag of surrender aka be a bitch and pass out.
Kyle: "Dude I'm in serious Beergatory right now"
Nate: "Rally time Bitch" *hands Kyle a PBR*

Taco Bell Drive Through Lady: "What would you like tonight"
Marlowe: "Not sure yet, we have a few people in Beergatory here"

Beer Gut 

When someone has consumed an unhealthy amount of alcohol to work on their abnormaly large belly and turn it into a beer gut.
Jodie has been on the beers again, have you seen the size of her Beer Gut!!
Beer Gut by LilSdaD August 5, 2008

rockin the beer gut 

a very sexy person
Bo:look at that chick.

Bill:o you are talking about pony.

Bo:ya she's "rockin the beer gut".

Joe Beer Gut 

Loud, obnoxious, idiotic sports fans who think they can do better than all the players and know more than the coaches. They always second guess coaching decisions and insist their decisions would have turned out better.
After grounding into a double play, that Joe Beer Gut in front of us wouldn't shut up about how Fielder should have bunted Braun to 2nd base.

Beer Gut 

An impressive monument to an individual's overcoming of shallow goals of physical beauty. It is a large round sign of self confidence and the ability to shotgun a 24oz without giving it a second thought. It is proudly worn by people who would rather party with their friends than spend all available time in the gym in order to look better than said friends.
(Lance) Hey Jim, nice beer gut, I see you traded in that 6 pack for a keg

(Jim) Oh yeah, well while you were at the gym until 2AM last night I ran into your girlfriend at a party and she rode my chubby ass raw
Beer Gut by Alfredofettuccini August 30, 2009
It's a fucking gun that shoots beer.
BEERGUN!!!