beer brain 

When you're drunk and can't think straight.

Dude, I just downed 11 beers, got a case of beer brain.

beer brain by 2 camels in a tiny car January 21, 2011

Beerbrigadier 

In many countries, especially those formerly part of the former British empire, a brigadier is either the highest field rank or most junior general appointment, nominally commanding a brigade.

A "Beerbrigadier" is the highest rank pisshead amongst a band of alcoholics on a "pub crawl". The ruling "Beerbrigadier" of the beer brigade decides what pub is best, what beer is tastiest, and what fat slag is worth shagging.

"Look at that fellow, he just drank 11 pints of ale! He must be a beerbrigadier!"
"Onwards to the next pub! Follow the beerbrigadier!

Beerbrigadier by The Crimson Adder July 7, 2009

Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

Carbon Beerprint by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

beerran 

Past tense of "beerrun"; to have gone to buy beer.

"Dude what's that you're carrying?"

"It's a 24-pack. Me and the boys just beerran."

beerran by Knacca January 30, 2009

Beerbra Streishands

A large bottle of beer is taped to each hand and can only be removed once both bottles have been finished. Much like edward ciderhands and amy winehands for beer enthusiasts

Matthew, tonight I'm going to be... Beerbra Streishands!

Beerbra Streishands by GShine August 29, 2018

beerrand

Going to the store to buy more beer.

Honey, we're out of Heineken! Can you go on a beerrand for us?

beerrand by CREATIVEGoddess March 25, 2009

Beertainer 

The act of frequently buying beer for a friend in the legal profession in the hope that this will substitute for a monetary retainer and they will come to your legal defense when you (inevitably) run afoul of the law.

I ended up being charged with public drunkenness and needed a lawyer, but luckily I had Carlos on beertainer.

Beertainer by scotchyscotchscotch December 4, 2010