|1.||beer-flavored gun boobs|
The epitome of manliness. All men love boobs, guns, and beer. Beer-flavored gun boobs is simply a combination of the finer aspects of life.
Billy: Johnny, I think you are gay.
Johnny: Of course I'm not. I love beer-flavored gun boobs. That makes me a straight ass equivalent to all other asshole males.
Billy: Oh, dude, sorry. I must have been mistaken. You are a real mother-fucking man.