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The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after after a night out on a booze cruise lol
Beer Compass gets you home every time, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.
by ohtherandomnessofme August 13, 2008
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