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5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
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A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.
Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"
by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005
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A potion created by the devil and consumed by man. Causes a misconstrued perception of reality and loss of short term memory. Also, makes that 300 pound fat bitch in the corner with hairy pits look like a good idea.
Devil: Want a beer, and a 300 pound fat bitch with hairy pits?

Man: Why yes, yes I do!
by bdawg25 November 04, 2010
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38.
the constant rise and fall of mankind or the constant fall and rise of one individual (mans) happiness. our best freind and worst enemy
I would kill everyone in this room for a sweet drop of beer.
I love you man...no wait its the beer talkin...wait beer cant talk...ahhh!
by Ben Speary September 14, 2003
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The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.
When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy
by embarg0 May 20, 2006
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beer its liquid bread its good 4 u
im gonna drink till i speww ewwwww
by lilly June 14, 2004
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41.
To give someone beer
Dude, beer me!!
by The Beer Baron December 23, 2003
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The one thing on the planet that fill fix any problem.
"After U.S. forces passed out over 500,000 cases of beer, a ceasefire was drafted and signed immediatly."
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