She called me late last night, to say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore, but I say she never cared
And that she never will, I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well, you know
That you're my friend and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer
She called me late last night, to say she loved me
So..? but I guess he changed her mind
Well i should have known it wouldn't be
All right, but I can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell
Said she'd do it all again, she'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well, I'll pass out
On the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(And she said)
It's ok boy cause you know
We'll be good friends
And I say, I think I'll have myself a beer

beer GOOD!

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

-via Homer J. Simpson

- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!

She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.

i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer

Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going