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28. beer
10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion:

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait more than 2,000 years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying that Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
- Why should your mother-in-law have a square head?
- So it is more convenient to place your glass of beer.
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1. Beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T Aug 11, 2003 add a video
2. beer
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson Jun 14, 2003 add a video
3. beer
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister Jun 14, 2004 add a video
4. BEER
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster Nov 12, 2003 add a video
5. beer
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog Aug 13, 2004 add a video
6. beer
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by anonymous May 8, 2003 add a video
7. beer
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 Dec 11, 2003 add a video
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