An alcoholic beverage that allows people to temporarily escape reality for a few hours. Contains very little alcohol per volume, so you need about 50 oz to really get drunk.
I drank 2 12 oz bottles of beer last night but still didn't get drunk! What bullshit, that crap was nasty too.
I drank 6 12 oz bottles and am drunk out of my mind.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going