Beer; best for the use of a mini-ramp session. To be drank in sk8-hi's and flannel attire. Drink in large quantities for fullest enjoyment. Use for locking in clean ass back smiths. Makes reverting easier.
Fuck boy, you know that beer get me all rez'd out!!
Pb-R is the new Pb&j.
Lemme fuck with summa dat OE, i'm from da old skoo brotha!
40 oz liquid bread.
That front feeble 270 out was dope homeboy, swig on my Mickies if you wanna.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going