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74.
main reason why ugly people have sex
i drank 12 1-packs and screwed this fat chick. It was great
by doober May 14, 2003
30 29
 
1.
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
beer GOOD!
by Funk Naz-T August 11, 2003
7328 762
 
2.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003
4009 693
 
3.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
by Lugermeister June 14, 2004
3247 520
 
4.
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
by BeerMaster November 12, 2003
1949 493
 
5.
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
by smoog August 13, 2004
1644 425
 
6.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
by anonymous May 08, 2003
1266 343
 
7.
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going
by daman65 December 11, 2003
1215 405