"liquid bread", european origin. is served to any meal on demand (exception:usa
good beer needs to be brewed according to an ancient german brewery law from 1516 a.d.
bad "beer" isnt allowed to be sold under the name "beer" in germany and has fewer quality than superior german beer.(alcoholic percentage is also different: americanlite
" mostly has about 2% of alcohol, normal german beer
has a standard of at least 4.8% percent)
in may special beer
is sold with a percentage of about 8%.
i´m hungry! do you have beer
The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.
Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Helping white people dance since the 1600's.
The cause of and solution to all life's problems!
-via Homer J. Simpson
Its the fifth element after water, fire, earth and wind... Nothing exists without it!
- Life sucks...
- Here have a beer!
- Life sucks only when the beers effect wares off!
A magic potion used to make people of the opposite look better
She had no teeth and a 3 inch diameter goiter on the side of her bearded face, but after a 12 pack of beer I didn't even notice.
a liquid form of carbohydrates that should be drank as a replacement for all other liquids, especially water
i'm hungry, where is the beer for my cereal
that was a hard workout, i should rehydrate, where is my beer
what men need to function daily
Its 6 a.m. damn it i need a beer to get going