Hold a beer bottle out horizontally down where ur package is, then have a girl (or guy if ur into that) get down on their knees. Then open the bottle and have them drink it. It will resemble the act of giving head. Hence the name "Beer head." I guess you could shake it up first and try to get it to spray all over them if you wanted. The possiblities are endless. enjoy!
"who wants to give me beer head?"
"haha yeah dude that was awsome, she gave you beer head"
A small cadre of Bros who snatch control of any scenario.
I tried to play beer-pong at that party last night, but that table was such a fuckin' broligarchy.
Used as a phrase stemming from NCAA Football 2006 in which someone is so good at the game that before the ball is snapped, they are so confident in the play's potential success, they simply say: "Guaranteed TD." (guaranteed touchdown)
The phrase is then used whenever someone is confident about any other ocurrence in one's life about to take place.
Scenario is usually posed as a question, followed by "Guaranteed TD" at the very end.
Can also be used in shortened notation: i.e. "GTD."
"2nd & 3?" "Defense in cover 2?" "Trips left?" "HB Direct? "Pulsating?"....GUARANTEED TD...or...real life example...Having some girls over eh? Beer pong? Watching a movie and cuddling after? pleeease....Guaranteed TD.
A witty statement that has a play on words but is also profound in some way. It may also have application to a real life scenario.
Friend #1: Know work or no money. Know beer or no girls.
Friend #2: ROFLstatement
A drink commonly consumed by bros, who are about to be bro raped, or who are about to commit bro rape. Usually accompanied by Jack Johnson music and any gamecube game.
Bro 1:"Hey bro, do you like Jack Johnson?"
Bro 2:"Man, I love Jack Johnson!"
Bro 1:"Sweet! I got some Natty ice and a gamecube, you want to go up to my room and play and talk about it?"
Bro 2:"Uh... yeah, okay..."
(This is a common bro-rape scenario)