Urban Dictionary: beer muffs

1.	beer muffs
	when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains buy beer muffs mugs & shirts death beer goggles hearing impaired drunk hung over wtf by jamey d. Feb 20, 2008 add a video
2.	beer muffs
	See also "beer goggles". A certain level of alcohol intoxication renders otherwise attractive people who are annoyingly talkative, less annoying. An ugly annoying person would require both beer goggles and beer muffs. AKA "beer plugs". She was really annoying, but once I put on my beer muffs, I didn't mind so much. buy beer muffs mugs & shirts by Michael Dean Jul 9, 2005 add a video
3.	Beer muffs
	An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing. I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit. buy beer muffs mugs & shirts beer goggles drunk dialing drunk dial eargasim eargasm by Spudnut Oct 6, 2012 add a video

4.	beer muffs
	Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is. The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone. buy beer muffs mugs & shirts beer beer plugs ear muffs beer goggles tone deaf by Nibs Niven Mar 10, 2013 add a video
5.	beer muffs
	When you have so much beer that you don't mind the muff (i.e. a little seasoning goes a long way!) Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight! Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau! buy beer muffs mugs & shirts beer muff diving kegs cousteau by DJ Jenks Apr 12, 2008 add a video
6.	beer muffs
	n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed. "Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?" "I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX" buy beer muffs mugs & shirts by stouffer Mar 4, 2003 add a video