| 1. | beer-goggled | ||
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A state in which one is drunk to the point at which essentially any girl looks attractive. Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.
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| 2. | goggled | ||
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To the point of being intoxicated, while having numerous women by your side. Only to find out next day that they were hideous. Joe had drank so much that he became goggled and went home with this ugly woman.
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| 3. | chink-eyed | ||
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when one is sooooo mutha fuckin high and /or drunk they can barely open their peepers! Shit man, I was so chink-eyed last night!
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| 4. | WKD Witch | ||
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WKD Witch - Bleach 'blonde' size 16+ ladette who can reliably be found out on the town. Loudmouthed, drunk and boisterous, the WKD Witch never goes anywhere without her gaggle of similarly ignorant, brash, belligerent and slow-witted friends, her ill-fitting size 12 black mini cocktail dress and, of course, her eponymous bottle of blue WKD which will stain her inevitable vomit at the summit of her night's entertainment. Then her ugly habit of friends will have an excuse to A) leave with a good excuse as to why none of them managed to take advantage of any severely inebriated, beer-goggled males, and B) Jump the queue at the taxi depot, with a foul-mouthed retort to any objections based on the expedience of getting their blue vomit stained fellow Slag/Hag home.
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By day the WKD Witch may be found in the form of a typical Chav female, whether on the 'upmarket' side of the chav spectrum (holds down some sort of job and idolises Victoria Beckham) or the 'greater-spotted' variety, in which case she's likely part of the 'Non-Working Class' idolises Jordan, and may be on some sort of disability benefit, which entails a single crutch and feigned limp 6 days of the week (miraculously when she becomes 'glammed up', a-la WKD Witch) her broom sti... |
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| 5. | Garb goggles | ||
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(noun) Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions. "That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."
"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts." |
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| 6. | Pusselsnag | ||
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(noun): Pusselsnag- A person with whom you immediately regret having intercourse with, whether it be their physical appearance, character traits, annoying voice (i.e. Fran Drescher) etc... (verb): Pusselsnagged- The act of being tricked into bed with a less than desireable sub-species of human. (Noun): "I was so drunk last night I took home the mother of all pusselsnags."
(Verb): "I'll never accept free drinks again, the more booze I consumed the more she looked like Jessica Alba, but as it turns out I was pusselsnagged into bed with Bea Arthur." |
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| 7. | need-to-hello basis | ||
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A status in which each friend or acquaintance is required to greet the other whenever they see each other. No, I didn't say hello to that girl with whom I hooked up while beer-goggled last night. I don't think we're on a need-to-hello basis.
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