| 57. | Hangtown | ||
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The original name for Placerville California. Established in 1849 as a tent city for gold miners eager to find their fortune in the abundent placer deposits existing in the area at that time. There was a large California Black Oak in the center of town that served as a convenient location for lynchings when a quorum of miners decided that a person had committed a capital crime. The tree stump is presently underneath the floor boards of the Hangman's Tree Bar, which is notable for the frontier looking manequin hung by a noose above the establishment's sign. After establishing a County Sheriff and incorporating as a town, it was renamed Placervile. How about we cruise up to old Hangtown, cruise the gut, and have a beer at the "Tree".
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| 58. | Alaska | ||
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The state everyone else comes to or is benifited from because it has the richest resources in the Union. It is also way bigger than Texas. Alaska is to Andre the Giant as Texas is to Pee Wee Hermans bung hole. Jethro: 'Im going to Alaska to fish'.
Habib: 'I am going to Alaska to work on the cruise ship.' Chan: 'I am going to Alaska to start a successful business'. Janet: 'I am going to Alaska to work in the gold, copper, zinc, coal and granite mines'. Shaquanda: 'I am going to work in Alaska and make 120K a year as a housekeeper on the N.Slope'. Texan: 'I am going to stay in Texas, Alaska is bigger than me......2 1/2 times bigger, and i am scared.' Texan 2: "I am going to stay in Houston cauls' that Alaska money shur is nice hur, ya hur." Politician in DC: "I would love to get my hands on some of that Alaska money." Igloo: "No one lives in me you dipshit." Beer: "There is alot of me here, friend." Yuppie: "Oh, it is a delight here, fabulous native culture." Alaskan: "You are a bitch made Yuppie, do you pluck your eyebrows? WTF? You must be from Maryland." Lower 48ter: "This place is Amazing!" Alaskan: "I tried to be all coy and humble, but when you saw it you blushed...I told you 2 and half bigger than yours." Texan: "But i am trapped in a womans body". |
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| 59. | long hick | ||
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long hick (aka long hill) - a town in central jersey with the narstiest people of all times. they hang around dunkin donuts with there rebel flags and bogges. they stay up til 4 in the morning cutting wood and shooting deer. they plant crops and drink buuuur all day loong. they cruise down da streets in there 18 century carrs and buy everything with quarters. eating straws is a common habit to do around 12 as their midnight snacks. LOOOOOONG HICK BEER BELLYS 10'. ALL DAY ERRRADAAAAAY alsooo.. if you live in long hill you are THE coolest person ever. we even get tattoooos saying LH. <3 gooootttta rep are towns. fags. LOOOOONG HIIIICKS FO LYYYFE.
long hick. |
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| 60. | Natty Hunt | ||
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Cruisin the streets lookin for open garages with fridges full of some nattys to wap on. Never actually results in nattys though because anyone who owns a house doesn't drink natty. Yo, it's almost noon, you tryna start poundin?" "Yeah man, let's natty hunt for an ill minute.
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| 61. | Tristan | ||
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A strikingly handsome caucasian male,with an insane amount of sexual endurence,and hosts his own late night talk show with only the highest class porn stars.a man with a penis that grows on a reguler basis,shedding its skin like a snake,but instead o rubbing it against a hard surface to increase speed of shedding,he prefers smoothe moist areas to rub against.his most populer movies include "top gun","mission impossible", starring as tom cruis's stunt double, NOTE:you can easilly spot him by the large buldge in his pants,and minus the homosexual tendincys of tom cruise"and he doesnt drink beer,but WHEN HE DOES!he prefers doseches.stay thirsty my freinds. girl:did you see the review of alexis texis on tristan austin's "TIgole' Bitties!"
girl 2:yes,just his bulde got me soacked |
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| 62. | Financial Rape | ||
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1. An unwilling commitment of money 2. When a person or persons loose your money 1. Hey man can u give me 2 dollars for a beer?
(Grumble) Fine.... Your lucky i don't call the cops and put u in jail for Financial Rape charges 2. Hey do you and your wife want to take a cruise to the Caribbean with us? No I'm being financially raped by my bank right now, so I'm practically broke. |
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| 63. | MyHandleBar | ||
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This 16-person party bike is an awesome way for you to cruise around town with 15 other friends or crawl from pub to pub. It’s also a cool way to burn some calories while drinking a beer or two. The party bike is equipped with a designated driver and is perfect for any party occasion. Who doesn’t like a good mustache ride? “What should we do for Dave’s bachelor party?”
“We should rent MyHandleBar and do the Brew-Muda Triangle!” “Awesome.” |
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