| 8. | Natastrophe | ||
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The horrendous shit taken after a night of drinking Natural Light. Experienced by college kids too cheap to buy real beer every morning nationally. Joe: Oh god dude, I just had the worst natastrophe.
Eric: I told you to not be a cheap ass and spend the extra two bucks to get some real beer. Joe: Here it comes again . . (runs to bathroom) |
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| 9. | Real Beer | ||
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Real beer is beer that isnt made by an American domestic conglomerate, such as Millers, Coors or Budweiser (although Bud was bought by Belgians, it still sucks). Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-Americans, the USA has some of the best beer in the world. America is home to many world-renowned breweries such as Dogfish Head, Stone, Boston Brewery (Sam Adams), Russian River, Sierra Nevada, Three Floyd's, Rogue, Lagunitas, Alaskan and Lost Abbey. The United States is home to many of its own distinct types of beer, such as Imperial IPAs, Belgian IPAs, Imperial red ales, Steam ales, Strong ales, Cream ales, Blonde ales and Dry lagers. Although I do enjoy beers from Europe such as Belgians and English browns, and Belgian ales might be the best brewed beer ever, the majority of foreign beer that gets imported to the United States just cannot hold up to the majority of the brew coming from American microbrews nowadays. hamburgersued is a dumbass. Any beer from Stone kicks the crap out of anything from the UK. Stone is real beer.
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| 10. | American beer | ||
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Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief among non-Americans, the USA has some of the best beer in the world. America is home to many world-renowned breweries such as Dogfish Head, Stone, Boston Brewery (Sam Adams), Russian River, Sierra Nevada, Three Floyd's, Rogue, Lagunitas, Alaskan and Lost Abbey. The United States is home to many of its own distinct types of beer, such as Imperial IPAs, Belgian IPAs, Imperial red ales, Steam ales, Strong ales, Cream ales, Blonde ales and Dry lagers. Although I do enjoy beers from Europe such as Belgians and English browns, and Belgian ales might be the best brewed beer ever, the majority of foreign beer that gets imported to the United States just cannot hold up to the majority of the brew coming from American microbrews nowadays. The big 3 American domestic companies do not represent true face of American beer. Pliny the Elder is an American beer that kicks the crap out of anything from the U.K. or Germany.
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| 11. | Beer talk | ||
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Beer talk is what someone says when they have had too much to drink. They slur it out, as if they were the wisest person on earth, and you had better listen to them. If you don't make it look like you are paying attention, they are liable to either cry, or want to fight. It is basically incoherent babbling that leads to nothing, means nothing, and is complete and utter BS talk. I was so SICK of hearing him beer talk for the past few hours; I could not wait until he passed out. If I had to listen to one more minute of his crap I think I would have knocked his ass out. He wouldn't have known who hit him any way, he was so shit faced.
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| 12. | Beer Helmet | ||
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A helmet, usually football, with a holster on each side where cold beverages, usually beer, are stored. The wearer can then drink the beverages using straws attached to the helmet, which are placed inside of the open beverage, leaving the wearers' hands free for other activies, such as cheering at a sports event. Man 1: Holy crap! Nice beer helmet!
Man 2: Thanks, it lets me drink my natty light while cheering for the Steelers! |
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| 13. | Beer Deuce | ||
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(be-er duse)When eating any pizza topped with sausage and drinking a mug of frosty beer and the sausage falls into the beer portrying a turd nugget in a toilet bowl. Anthony:"Pass me a slice of that sausage pizza fool."
Mark:"ok.... Oops i dropped a Beer Deuce." |
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| 14. | busch heavy | ||
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Busch beer that is not light, hency it is heavy. I can't waste my time or liver drinking that light beer crap, give me my Busch Heavy and let me get drunk.
Steve cannot handle such heavyness and therefore drinks "light" beer, or water |
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