1.a town in southeastren ct. it is really not much of a city about a fourth of a mile long main street. with some other streets that come off from it with apartments. also there are not many jews

popular things to do in jewett city are hang out at the heart of the town and drink at the two bars. there are three pizza places durin the day. the most exciting thing is the flea market that is only open on sunday. where you can buy some kicks for twenty bucks. there is a tabacoo store. a rather slow paced town where everyone knows yer name. people r always trying to leave but most keep coming back. down the street there is a walmart in the neighbooring town.
norwich. a very scummy town often called the armpit of connecticut. is close by. jewett city is the first stop at an attempt of city life. as you get further down 395 you will eventually step city by dim crummy city till you get to the heart of ct. hartford citys like bridgeport...untill eventually you'll end up going thru new york and new jersy. the metropilis of america.

Southeastern Iowa town home to the University of Iowa (which has the dubious distinction of being one of the top party schools in the nation, which translates to drunken assholes falling all over each other and vomiting), rich girls from Chicago who fake bake until they glow orange, and alcoholism. Your first three years in Iowa City will be spent partying until you drink so much you start having DTs in class, and then you will drop out and start working at Procter and Gamble. After you realize that Iowa City is nothing but a really fun college town, and every asshole is the same, you will start running away (only to run into Cedar Rapids which is shittier and smells like oats).

You can look forward to football traffic in the fall along with drunken assholes who commit every campus crime in the book. The first snow never gets plowed off of the road and since salt doesn't work in -40 degrees, they don't bother laying it.

Snobby artsy emo types, spoiled Chicagoans and douchey jocks with beer bellies welcome.

The capital of the Northern Territory.
Shitty city.

Filled with drunks, bogans and Abo's who all think they're "nuff" and are usually violent (with or without the influence of alcohol)

Famous for having crocs and a shit newspaper that only reports about said crocs.

At least it's better than Katherine and Alice Springs though..

It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics

Its clubs (truly) include:

-Academic Decathlon

-American Red Cross

-Art Club

-Ballroom Dance

-Best Buddies

-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming

-Small Percussion

-SECS Club

-Social Injustice Club

-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters] of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.

1) Frozen beer in the form of a popscicle.

2) The product made from pouring beer on the snow for consumption.

3) The product created from dipping a sucker in beer.

Shortened name for Cathedral City, the city where any real down ass nigga is from. Also commonly referred to on the streets as "Gat City" and more famously known as the birth place for the slang word "Thdunny."