Dangerous Pirates is a crew of wanna be metal mulisha dudes....a bunch of has beens and never will be's. One of there members names is Billy "willis" Arnone. He is a cop calling snitch that has a igly ass old skinny girlfriend with huge fake nasty titties. Willis acts like a tough guy but in reality is a huge snitch!
Dangerous Pirates are coming to our party. Oh no, everyone better leave...There gonna snitch on us and pull a dangerous pirate.
Cool beans is a term in which:
1) someones amazement is shown.
2) you can't be bothered to think of suitble adectives, so you say "cool beans" as a replacement.
3) the person shows taste in vocabulary.
4) you show that you, yourself, are cool.
Rupert: I just sold my car, quick quick!
You: wow! cool beans!
Jim: I grated a carrot today and cut my finger
You: *sigh* cool beans
Kevin: Do you know what "antidisestablishmentarianism" means!?
You: I "cool beans" to you, sir.
You: COOL BEANS!
Crowd: *shock and awe*
Title of position given to a cardinal who becomes the leader of the Roman Catholic church. There have been 266 popes since the first Pope, Peter the apostle who was pope 2000 years ago with succession ever since. Often mistaken for a child lover due to sporadic scandals of corrupt priests and 'evil' due to rare popes who cheated themselves into and used the position for political power hundreds years ago while the hundreds of other men who became popes strove to make the world a better place. They also have the coolest car you will ever see even though they are amazing enough to forgive men who shot them multiple times out of stupidity for no reason other than their amazing love.
Did you hear about how that one guy didn't even press charges after being stabbed by that druggy even though they had full evidence?
Yeah pulling a JP2
What a pope.
Ok, Here's the deal with airsoft. Basically, it is for people who decided that paintball wasn't 'real' enough so they outsourced poor quality guns from China ( Places like FAUX AIRSOFT will charge you plenty of money, even though these guns will malfunction on you more than any paintball gun)
Airsoft is LARPING. Bunch of 13 year old to 40 year old virgins who either A.) want to join military and KILL but they are too young B.) Were actually in the military but never saw combat, so they attempt to relive some glory that they never actually saw . ( Seriously, what veteran who has actually seen combat, blood and death, is going to want to pretend he's doing the same thing by shooting plastic BB's at 12 year old boys) Or, C.) 30 something virgins who have never been in the military, nor seen a pair of tits in their life.
Airsofters like to think they are tough by buying over priced replica gear of what real military units use. The reality is airsoft 'ops' consist of 30 year old has-beens ordering aroudn 14 year olds like they have some sort of authority. Not to mention airsoft runs on the 'honor' system and you cannot tell if you've shot, or been shot unless you are within a very close range. Airsoft does nothing but brainwash youth into the military industrial complex... Plus, it's just kind of gay.
Airsoft player: TANGO DOWN, 1.5 clicks!
other airsoft player: I SHOT YOU! call your hits!
airsoft player: NO I SHOT YOU!
* two airsofters have anal sex in the woods*