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Short-form pronounciation of blowjob, for those people who are too lazy to pronounce it's abbreviated form "BJ".
Monica gave Bill a beej in the White House.
by doodievomit December 11, 2002
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beejsex
Ayo girl, lemme get a beej.
by chris smack June 03, 2007
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Beejsex
Used mostly by Native Americans in reserves to call somebody a dick.
Mom: Fucking beej
Kid: K
by Christopher Wallace A.K.A Pog January 12, 2014
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Beejsex
1. A humorous term for saying Blowjob.

2. You can alos use it as an I.O.U

3. Can be in the form of sloppy or dry
1. Hey babe, wanna give me a beej?

2. "Thanks for helping me complete my assignment man, I'll give you beej".

3. James: "Why don't you give me a sloppy beej?"

Marcus: "Nah! I'll make it dry, cause your a fag!"
by StiffPOO October 29, 2009
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Beejsex
Bee`ge. To perform oral sex for man. Also referred to as a Blow-Job. Slang term for Blow-Job. Using the letter "B" and then promptly followed by the letter "J" to pronounciate.

It is considered wise, (when on a date with a female), to command the woman to either "Beej or Beej gone!"
"Yo, Biddie.. just beej or beej gone!"
by Blouhat February 01, 2010
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beejsex
The preferred nomenclature for a blowjob. Consists of constant milking and gentle fondling of the "petershaft" itself, usually ending in ejaculation, the beej is synonymous with kryptonite in terms of superman's weakness.... but is effective for all males. (Except queers.. I’d rather not have their input on the pleasures of a beej)
"that dump gave me a nasty beej yesterday"

"i love getting road beej'd"

"give me a beej"
by slawberg June 03, 2009
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When a girl/gay male coats a male's penis in honey and proceeds to suck and lick it all off.
Sarah: What did you do last night?
Sidney: I gave Andrew a Bee-J but honey got all over his bed so there was a lot of clean up.

Sarah: ELL OH ELL!
by Sidrew July 22, 2011
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