Beefwitted Barnacle 

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

Beefwitted Barnacle by The Insult Man March 11, 2021

beefwood 

an unusually fierce and powerful erection.

I was left with beefwood after seeing the opening shot of Lost in Translation.

I couldn't leave the swimming pool out of fear that everyone would notice the beefwood in my trunks.

beefwood by conditionerisbetter March 22, 2011

beefworm 

a cock that resembles a sausage.

After I sit on my boyfriends beefworm he loves felching me.

beefworm by Mallory January 6, 2004

beewotch 

when you look at bees

hey, let's beewotch tonight

beewotch by alfred2600 November 13, 2005

Beefwood 

A puffy diseased vagina, dark purple in colour, often covered in mustard yellow pimples. Deemed dangerous as once touched these pimples can explode with puss causing blindness if caught in the eye. This uncommon disease also goes by the shortened name of SAMB

Native to anglesey often seen with interchanging hair.

An example; one man thought this type of vagina appertising now wears dark glasses and depends on a dog. He is quoted as saying "it burnt like acid". He now stays clear of beefwood.

Beefwood by Samalamadingdong26 March 22, 2011

beefpot 

A woman or person who is very nice to look at and quite meaty.

Check out that beefpot over there with the rack

wow your birds a beefpot

Sam b: That girl is such a beefpot
Dan k: Yeah i wana take her back to estonia to meet the family.

beefpot by the zurich ninja 01 August 3, 2011

beefbot 

Someone who dedicates their entire life to starting beef on the internet because they have nothing else going on and have nothing better to do. Majority of them larp having money or extensive knowledge in doxxing com etc.

Bro this random beefbot came up to me in Dollhouse and started larping 6 figures.

beefbot by rickowenslegend77 February 10, 2025