beefhat

Quite simply when the Missus sits astride and hammers her flaps on your face!

Geez the wife gave me a right old beefhat last night!

beefhat by Andy and Dave July 20, 2006

Beefcat

A plump fat male cat that has sex on his mind. Usually found eating beef or kibbles in the kitchen but quickly dispurses when humans try to make contact with him. Can also be called Mr. Beefcat or Beefchops

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Man after i came home from a hard day of work I walked in the door and found my Beefcat jizzing profusely on my couch, when we made eye contact he ran for cover knowing that his cover was blown...

Beefcat by Mr. Neam December 3, 2009

Mongolian Beefeater 

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

Mongolian Beefeater by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

Beefeater 

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

Beefeater by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

beefeater 

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.

With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.

beefeater by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011

beefcat

a female who eats more than the recommended daily calorie intake; to pig out; preferably someone who is overweight

You ate a whole cake to yourself? Damn, yous a beefcat!
Ohhhh dang, she's beefcattin' it up!!

beefcat by FiLTHSLUG March 4, 2011

beefkake 

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.

Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.

beefkake by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012