Beefie the Cow 

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

Beefie the Cow by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

Beefage 

Exaduration of the term "beef" as in to have a dispute with a person, or an on going conflict.

Dude, that kid has some serious beefage with u!!

Beefage by Josh June 18, 2006

beefie 

Your girlfriend, a sexy girl

yo my beefie is the best in bed

beefie by City Star November 24, 2006

beefies

A pairs of house shoes worn outside. They get there name because someones always starting beef or fighting

Youve see Friday the movie remember d boes shoes, does are beefies

beefies by Keenan Cook April 5, 2007

bare beefage 

Derived from bare, a term for much/many and beef, a term for a "problem" between two people or gangs. Bare beefage means that someone has got extreme amounts of beef with another person.

"I have got bare beef with you mate"
"Yeah well I've got bare beefage with you!"

bare beefage by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

Beefie the man 

According to legend, beefie the man was the biggest and most swole man to ever walk this earth. Hitting the gym every day, beefie gained an extreme amount of muscle in a very short amount of time. Often described to be the most chad being in the universe, he eats his cereal without milk.

Timmy asks "Mother, why are we cannibals"

and mother replies, "It is because beefie the man gifted us with his meat and ended world hunger."

Beefie the man by Egirl_slayer_6969 October 30, 2021

beefiest tuna

Beefiest tuna means that a girl has a fat pussy. Meaning she is a notorious slut, and her pussy is big. The pussy is extremly fat. If a girl has a beefy tuna, the pussy is fistable

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 did you know that the girl has beefy tuna!
Guy 2: Yea dude i heard she had the beefiest tuna you could get.

beefiest tuna by The real Lone Wolf May 2, 2010