a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.
After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.
by Nico H. February 29, 2008
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Top Definition
1. Somebody really ripped and muscular. Usu. male.
2. Used ironically to describe somebody extremely overweight. Popularized by an early episode of South Park in which Cartman drinks weight gain formula and gets really huge.
3. A cake made of meat. Almost always beef.
Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!!!
by Paul O'Neill July 03, 2004
this can also mean anyone that is beefy, muscular, body builder. It's a goofy way of saying "your buff"
That hunk in the gym was a total beef cake.
by JenJenJen987 October 14, 2005
Term used to refer to buff/ripped males. Beefcakes are usually good-looking and enjoy displaying their muscles to the masses.
I wanna get me some beefcake!
by Narcissus November 02, 2004
A large and muscular man who enjoys hockey, football, and other sports. He also enjoys eating. The typical beefcake is not the sharpest tool in the shed, in fact he is rather dumb.
"Check out the bootie on that beefcake"

"That beefcake justr ate my ice cream"

"That beefcake just ate my chicken"

"That beefcake just ate my broccoli"

"That beefcake just ate my leg"

"That beefcake just ate my babies"

"That beefcake just ate that beefcake"
by Mala1516 April 23, 2006
A person, usually of stocky build, that frequently talks about working out and strength.
Beefcake: "Want to arm wrestle?"
Normal Person: "No, that's okay, I'm here to have fun."
by A-Train33 August 07, 2014
a grade A piece of beef, and a nice cake, together these two words mean only good things!
it is a common term for women to call men a beefcake when they think that the person in good looking or buff or someone who they are attracted to!
hey, look at that beefcake over there! he must lift weights!
by angie420shawty February 14, 2009
exteremely gorgeous body
damn i want a slice of that beefcake!
by Natalie February 02, 2005

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