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a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing
by nyisles87 January 05, 2006
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A thick male rocking a great blend of muscle and fat; similar in physique to the bulking stage of bodybuilders. These guys look like they can do some serious damage in the gym AND the kitchen.
Jayme: Whoa! Check out that guy! Jacked arms, thick neck and chest, trunk legs...

Alex: ... and a gut!

Jayme: Eh, he's still one fine specimen of man! Not quite a beefcake, but not a roid gut either...
Alex: He's a beefalo!
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A large, ugly, or otherwise overweight human female. The beefalo can range in size from slightly obese, to a monster 1000+ pounder. Beefalo generally flock together forming a "herd", and prefer to "graze" nearest their favorite territories. (a mall where they can look for mates,or a fast food restaraunt, where food is bountiful, for example)
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The coolest animal around. Better then a cow or any other animal. The best thing to happen to this world since sliced bread.
Some guy: The Beefalo are our friends. ME: THEY ARE MORE THEN THAT!!!!!!!!
by O Beefalo One April 04, 2005
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What you get when you breed a human with a chair
Chris and the chair named Linda Made a Beefalo.
by OrangeScott April 04, 2005
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the beefalo......posibly the best animal to walk this earth.

Natural habitat-kentucky.
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An animal that is cooler than you, your dad, your mom, a firefighter, and me! (well maybe not me)
The beefalo fell over.
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