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64.
disgustingly large or floppy outer lips of a females vagina
Her beef curtains were floppier than a bassett hounds ears.
by gwenstefani May 23, 2005
 
65.
The Place on fat chicks legs That You'd never know was hiding a pussy, that rubs together and bCurtains /b The vagina While also Making people Run Screaming when seen.
"Yo Sean, does Tara have beef curtains?"
"Why no, no she doesn't"
"Diesel!"

by P-Fresh May 03, 2007
 
66.
While beef curtain quite clearly relates to the facilities of a lady to enable a gentleman to gain entry with his pork sword, the reason is hitherto explained. In the 1970s many members of the middle class had dreadful looking reddy-brown curtains hanging in their houses often smelling of the sunday roast which had been enjoyed by the said middle classes on previous sundays. More often than not these people would enjoy a good bit of beef which is why the said curtains smelled the way they did. A lady's receptical which enables penal entry has a very similar persona after many years of sexual attention as the aforementioned 1970s curtains. The expression 'beef curtain' found its origin in the late 1970s.
1970s reddy-brown curtains hanging in 1970s middle class homes smelling of the recent sunday roast often beef. Womans naughty bits look and smell the same after use.
by Andrew Gratring August 16, 2005
 
67.
another word for female gentalia, or a vagina.
"Man, I finally saw Jenny's big ol' beef curtain, and it was hella nast..."
by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005
 
68.
Saggy vagina lips often found on whores such as L R
Dude Mrs. Maharg has the biggst beef curtains in the world!!!! or her beef curtains were like a nice huge warm fuzzy saggy long blanket for my weiner
by The old double G March 08, 2007
 
69.
the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.
alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.
by kira l June 21, 2006
 
70.
her beef curtain was bruised and battered by many years of abuse
by scart July 11, 2003