Beef Curtains N. Female Labia, Super saggy pussy lips, 80's porn star style snatch
Hey I want some hot Beef curtains smothered in fish gravy.
by C.A. November 11, 2006

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The saggy outer lips of a womans minge.
"Have you seen Dave's mum's beef curtains?"
"Who hasn't? They're fucking awful"
by God_is_american August 18, 2006

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Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.
A porn star likely has beef curtains.
by Kiwi Pomerleau June 02, 2004

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clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.
example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.
by goon March 11, 2004

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My girlfriends vagina... :(
Please dont remind me of my girlfriends nasty ass beef curtains...
by TheManTheyCall October 08, 2009

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1) a stretched out vagina
1) damn, that bitch had some NASTY beef curtains!
2) i had to move her large flapping beef curtains to the sides while i fucked her.

by Steve Poopinyourmouth March 04, 2008

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Found on VERY obese women, the excess lard that flaps between the abdomen and the knees.
I thought the hoe was wearing a weighted slip under her skirt, but it was actually just her beef curtain!
by McLardy August 25, 2007

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