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1. Jerkin
(verb) The act of eating, or consuming Beef-Jerky, turkey Jerky, or any other kind of 'Jerky' there is.
Paul and Bob were Jerkin' at the party, so we ran out of Beef-Jerky.
2. beef javelin
When you fart in your hand and then wank furiously!
"ahhhh blad, last night right? I farted in my hand right? and I wanked myself off and it felt all warm and smelt realy beefy, its called beef javelin its well mint" -Damien Shane Mckenzie the 3rd
3. pounding the beef
male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion
I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...
4. Beef Strokin' Off
To masturbate with, and spooge into a top sirloin which is then cooked and served to your dinner guests.
"I made Sally a dish of Beef Strokin' Off for our one-year anniversary, which she claimed was too salty."
5. Jerkin In The Rain
an expression used to show how happy someone is after jerking off (Came from the Expression danceing in the rain)
Man yesterday I was so bored I decided to jerk off!! It was so nice, I was jerkin in the rain :D
6. sweek
adj- When something at first seems "sweet" but actually turns out to be "weak".

Antonym - weet
Hey dude, I found a quarter! AWW, it's smeared with dog shit! SWEEK!
by Beef Jerkin Apr 18, 2004 add a video
7. weet
adj. A situation that seems to be "weak" at first, but ends up being "sweet".
Judge: "I sentence you to life in a prison..."
Man: "We..."
Judge: "...of the female variety."
Man: "EET!"
by Beef Jerkin Apr 18, 2004 add a video
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