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The condition men get when they have trouble getting hard before sex because they are too drunk. A form of erectile dysfunction.
I was so disappointed last night. I was ready but he has the worst case of beerdick, and then he went to sleep.
beerdick by flypina July 13, 2006

Eggs Benedick 

When you stick a guys dick on a frying pan and then you fry an egg on top it
"Eggs Benedick tastes mighty fine with salt my nibba"
Eggs Benedick by Bambi Cock June 14, 2019
A god amongst peasants, tall and strong, biggest member of the family, fertile af.
Bendick is great
bendick by Notbendick May 22, 2018
A phrase based on by the mythical figure Mr. Bendick. An AP US history teacher known for his fantastic lectures and handsome looks. Uses this word meaning you want to be with a man as great as Mr. Bendick or wishing your friend good luck on a history test
Get some BenDICK
Bendick by Bendickmemes June 4, 2018

eggz benedicked 

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.
JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."
eggz benedicked by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Benedick 

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.
Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?
Benedick by Comi March 23, 2009